Memoirs of Gucci

Hello,

My name is Gucci. Sometime in Dec 05, I was brought to this office with alot of funny people. I've since upgraded from a biscuit container to a 5-star cage (pink!). The funny people took a long time to figure out that I'm a male. Well, I was too lazy to do anything to proof my gender earlier.

My favourite food is melon seeds (peeled!). One of them bought this packet of hamster biscuits for me. Yucks! I hate that. Tasted like paper. But I love the bread, muffins, vegetables, rice, st mich's biscuit, macademia nuts etc that they feed me. I will always act cute and hungry when someone approaches my cage. They will always melt when they see my doe-like eyes beckoning to them for food. And I love it when they work late and order dinner in. I'll never fail to get morsels of bread and pizza.

But it's hard to get any decent rest during weekdays. Especially since I'm just next to the printer. I'm a prized possession mind you. I've entertained numerous kids who happened to be around.

Here's the people whom I live with. Funny creatures they may be, but I do love them.

Gloria - She just went to have her baby - Third one. She talks loud. But she is the funny one. I like listening to her jokes and stories.

Charmaine - She always complains that I smell (of course I smell. I have a nose u know). She's the only one who has not touched me. She stays late everyday. So she is my good companion in the lonely nights.

Hweeyan - She's sitted just opposite me. She likes looking at me because she says I remind her of her daughter. So adorable and active. I love her..St Mich's biscuits.

Julie - She's the most concerned about me. She never fails to make sure I'm OK when she comes back to work on weekends. She was the one who rescued me when I went on my escapade few months back and nearly couldn't find my way home. She eats everything and non-stop. I get a large proportion of feeds from her.

Eileen - She will give me my daily massage everyday. She shares her breakfast with me and protects me from the anyone who overly shows their affection (or dislike) for me. I know she has 2 other hamsters at home. But from the way she described their sizes, I will not want to go near them.

Siew Chin - She shares her breakfast with me too. And she remembers to give me my melon seeds for lunch almost everyday. I enjoy "scaring" her when I pretend to jump at her when she feeds me. She is a bubbly and happy person. Makes me happy just hearing her voice.

Adeline - She was the one who brought me here. She has learnt how to handle me with gentle care without throwing me around. I like it when she calls me "Baby". She will always say goodbye to me before she leaves office.

Danny - He was supposed to be my Daddy (i was his christmas gift). But he seemed so far away now. But I know he still loves me. Guys...can't count on them for food and housework. It's OK. Maybe he's just jealous of all the attention I'm getting from the ladies.

If any of the people listed above is reading this, I appeal to you: Stop putting me in that horrid fish tank and try to bath me! I don't mind the strawberry scented spray bath though. Hee...